Bless her heart: Roseanne Barr publicly begs for American Idol gig

Oh, honey. Aren’t you just precious? It seems that Roseanne Barr is desperately seeking work after ditching (or being booted from) her Green Party presidential plans. What is her latest scheme? A judge on “American Idol,” of course. Poor Roseanne took to Twitter to publicly beg Simon Fuller for the gig, after learning that Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez are calling it quits.

simon fuller needs to hire me as a judge on american idol-

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 13, 2012

Her qualifications?

If Howard Stern can be a judge on a talent show then so can I- #calmerthanbritney

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 13, 2012

simon-I want to b a judge on Idol-ppl I have discovered: #georgeclooney #johngoodman #josswhedon #juddapatow #kathygriffith

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 13, 2012

Some Twitter users try to dissuade her. We can only assume out of pity.

@plainjanegame but i love that show& i love america's gt talent 2-i just started watching these things-we just figured out how 2 turn tv on

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 13, 2012

Um. Knowing how television works might be a prerequisite of the job, toots.

Alas, she is already second-guessing her proposal.

@thomas_harman well–ok. i want a new show that judges banksters on their intellect-the loser gets beheaded! #americanidle

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 13, 2012

Banksters! Now that is more like the Roseanne that we know. Whew! All is right with the world again.

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